As the year draws to a close…

At last, the year comes to an end.
I reflect, upon all that has past.
Alas, evil men’s crooked bends!
Alas, undoing my every task!

Satalexton! Satalextos!
Thou art the King of Kings!
Satalexton! Satalextos!
Vanquish those horrid things!

Revenge, to those that had me framed!
With my almighty metal ruler!
All of the world I shall reclaim,
All things shall be my little oyster!

Satalexton! Satalextos!
Loves all things Hellenic!
Satalexton! Satalextos!
The insane Heretic!

My sanity had ran away,
wearing rabbit ears and screaming ‘Daaa!’
I couldn’t persuade it to stay,
It walked out on me with a plunger.

Satalexton! Satalextos!
He is cunning and smart!
Satalexon! Satalextos!
He has a pitch-black heart!

Satalexton! Satalextos!
Has a razor-sharp wit!
Satalexton! Satalextos!
A great self-centred twit!

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